Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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