My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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