I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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