I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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