question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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