i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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