Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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