Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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