its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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