How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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