Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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