It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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