i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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