Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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