I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
