I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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