he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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