I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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