I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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