dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
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