Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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