as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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