It's Friday. Sex?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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