I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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