Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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