Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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