I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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