K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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