Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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