Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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