K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm determined to sit on that face.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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