Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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