You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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