If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
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I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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