redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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