Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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