im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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