not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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