At least make sure they are 18
Why
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
