what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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