There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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