Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
This show inspires me to have sex in space
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
