It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
