Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.