also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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