ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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