Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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