someone get that fucking seahorse.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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