Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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