dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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