Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Randomize
