Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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