dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I didn't notice because vodka
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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