So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
