you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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