I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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