I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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