The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
