I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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